tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via amazed)

crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

bis0n:

snatchingedgessince92:

Me waiting for the bus and listening to Anaconda…”boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit”

Big dope dealer money, he was gettin’ some coins.
effervescentvibes:

punchdrunklove:

ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid:

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

This breaks my heart, who the fuck would do that

The american government #landofthefreemyass

greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

(via guy)

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