plowjob:

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hayniacstuck:

Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

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netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

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mjalti:

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

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mawbwehownets:

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

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bisexualhoe:

I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

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shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

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batmaun:

when a character you hate dies

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technodelic:

music is literally so good its like a fucking salad

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a-mb-ed-o:

teathattast:

sprimkle

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